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romuvulcan asked:
possibly better yet, cards against humanity

heatheerly:

oh my god just the whole gang sittin round a table and Spock is trying to answer the black card with a logical response but his cards are just like

image

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you know Karl may be in many shitty movies but he does consistently have the best part.

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it’s dark and rainy and i have doom recorded. finally time to watch it. 

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nyotabadassuhura:

Bones and Uhura co-author a novel entitled “I don’t get paid enough to deal with this”

Spock and Jim’s novel quickly follows called, “Look, I can explain.”

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spicyshimmy:

after bones retires, he publishes his memoirs about serving as CMO on the enterprise, a bestseller among future medical officers in starfleet. it is called 1701 COMPLETED RESIGNATION FORMS I NEVER SUBMITTED (BUT SHOULD HAVE)

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the only opposing viewpoint

aformofmotion:

they’re hanging out in the dorm when apropos nothing bones expresses his intention to give up the idea of dating and jim’s like ‘you’re going to what?' 'you heard me' and jim frowns at him like 'but you don't do one night stands. won't you, like, miss getting laid?' because of course that's jim's first through and bones snorts like 'be pretty hard to miss it more'n i already do' and jim's frown deepens in confusion like 'you mean you're not… you haven't… at all?' and bones shakes his head and jim's jaw drops like 'but look at you!' and bones laughs like 'that's flattering jim but honestly. i can't get anyone to sit down for dinner let alone take them home' and jim's quiet for a minute and then 'do you wanna?' 'wanna what?' and jim waggles his eyebrows at him and bones rolls his eyes and throws a pillow at him and jim is like 'oof! no, bones, i'm being serious here' and bones looks at him doubtfully like '…you are?' and jim nods and sits up like 'yeah. look, we already spends all our time together, you mom sends me a christmas package, and you have my brother on speed dial, we're practically dating already. what do you say?' and bones still looks hesitant like 'i dunno jim. you do know that datin' means you wouldn't be able to fuck other people?' and jim smirks like 'don't think you can keep up with me?' and when bones scowls his expression softens like 'of course i know that. it's a fair trade' and bones looks surprised and… vulnerable? but all he says is 'okay' and jim's like 'okay? does that mean i get to kiss you now?' and bones blinks like 'get to?’ ‘caught that, did you? yeah, bones, get to. can i?’ and bones nods so he leans in and presses their lips together once, twice, and then pulls back like ‘i know you’re out of practice but you’re supposed to kiss me back’ and then one of bones’ hands is cupping his jaw like ‘i’ll show you out of practice’ and bones is kissing him, really kissing him and jim hums into it like ‘so how committed are you to having that dinner before you let me take you to bed?’

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  • me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
  • me: here read it
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leonardmemeoy:

SOMEONE HELP ME I’M SCREAMING AT A SALAD

leonardmemeoy:

SOMEONE HELP ME I’M SCREAMING AT A SALAD

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ofjimkirk:

an au where everything is the same but jim always wears a flower on his head and whenever someone says something mean to him or his crew he thrusts the flower at bones; “hold my flower,” “i ain’t holdin’ no damn flower, damn it jim,”